Life & Marriage vis-a-vie Telecomm India

I work mostly around telecom and during the day today a friend of mine sends me the following:

Life and Marriage
Life before marriage is like AIRTEL : 'Aisi Azadi Aur Kahan'
Life during engagement is like RELIANCE : 'Kar Lo Duniya Muthi Mein'
Life during Honeymoon is like IDEA : 'A wife can change your life'
Life after one year of marriage is like HUTCH : 'Whereever you go your wife follows'
Life after 10 years of marriage is like MTNL/BSNL - 'The subscriber is not reachable'

I could so relate to it. These are the catch lines of the different mobile service ads.
Full credits to the owner of the analogy.